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Open Letter to all Husbands

by Mothership on February 6, 2009

Gentlemen,
We would like to introduce you to a number of amazing new inventions that you may not have heard of. They are rumoured to expedite a number of tedious and time consuming processes in which you might find yourself pressed to participate upon occasion.
Now don’t be afraid, we’re not asking you for your hard-earned cash – we’re not out to take a single penny out of your wallet! In fact, many of these incredible items may already be in your home! You can just use what you already have without spending another dime!
Save time! Save money! Amaze your wife! Astound your friends!
Demonstrate skills you never dreamed you’d have as you casually prove you are not only head of the household but heads up in the domestic domain too.

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